The Leftist utopia of United kigndoms of goumef is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by stephen N goose senior with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.029 billion gaggle enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of geirouch. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient goufian economy, worth 330 trillion smackaroos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,239 smackaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gaggle suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United kigndoms of goumef's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is congregation of goose.

United kigndoms of goumef is ranked 147,472^nd in the world and 25^th in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Populations, with 3.03 billion capita.